- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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