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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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