- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

I'd like to make a withdraw

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

this is not a joke.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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