- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

I have a horse.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

whats green and slimy? green slim

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

A baby seal walks into a club.

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