- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

The lion swallowed his pride.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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