- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Sex education in Texas.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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