Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Replacement Referees

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Black people.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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