- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Robin, get in the batmobile

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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