- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What is older than history?

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

This is not funny.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Blacks

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

why are balck people black because they are

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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