Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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think twice or at least think

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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