- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Then none of us want to be right.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Neil is a reterd.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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