How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Knock Knock. Shut up.

womans rights...

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Nuneaton..

A russian gives away vodka.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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