Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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It's all Taggart

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mental kid

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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The dewey decimal system

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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