- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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