- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Matthew Baker

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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