- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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