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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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