- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Barack Obama plays basketball

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