in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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your face

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Justin Bieber.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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