Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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CHORGLUND

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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PENIS

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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I work at jcpenny

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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