- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

PENIS

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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