- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Get on the boat.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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