- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Maths.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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