Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Ron Paul for President!

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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