A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What's one plus one? two.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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