Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Laugh.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Anti Joke

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