How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

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