A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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