Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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The holocaust

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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