- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

A fish swims up your penis...

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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