Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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You bumder!

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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