- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

A car walks into a bar.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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