Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Why didn't he finish his

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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