Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

CHORGLUND

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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