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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

A bar walks into a man

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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