Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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a black guy hates chicken.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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The Big Band Theory

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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