Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Knock knock Shut up

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Whats green? The color green.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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