- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

THE GAME.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Knock Knock The doors already open

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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