what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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women's rights

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ok

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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