Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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