- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

New mission: refuse this mission

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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