What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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I'm hungry.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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