- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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