What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Don't believe in Atheists.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Invisible Children Foundation.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Dumb

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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