- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

CHORGLUND

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

you gay?

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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