Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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