What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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i love to lick...

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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