- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

What did the president do for the people? ...

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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