Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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YO FACE

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Adam Chebali has no life

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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He--Hey guys

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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