one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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The WNBA

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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